Denied Maturity

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

To make a long story short

Happy April Fool's day! And guess what? Today, a "Grand Prix 2" crew came by elc and had a talk, gave a 100 tickets for this weekend's race and autographed stuff! And I got my cast signed.

How awesome is that?

But today is about the fools and I am certainly not the fool. You noobs are!!!
See my cast?
It looks even nicer with the autograph.

Haha. April Fools ;P
I played football today. After so long. But sadly, with a cast on my hand and a scab on my knee; thanks to a certain retard... It was fun but...

I got a tan line =(


Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Irony at its peak

Well, today, i went over to a friends house and played football. I fell down (what a surprise - -) and hurt myself. So anyways, my dad got over anxious and brought me to his favourite doctor and APPARENTLY, the periosteum of my wrist has internal injuries and ulna carpal is fractured. I have to wear a cast for about one week and the bandages for another two. This sucks. Most would probably think, "Haha. Bryan's prank is lame". But only afew will know I would be in a situation somewhat like this ;
," I can't make any pranks with only my left hand!"


I would probably look like this tomorrow.

And for you dam ke po chi fellas out there, I was playing football, I dived, missed, landed on my wrist, wrist went into an ackward position, felt searing pain, called dad, dad picked me up, brought me to a clinic, got the wound cleaned, (we were playing on the road), doctor wrapped my hand in a cast, gave a dam long explanation but i bet it was just to have reason to price it more, went back home and blog. And yes, it does hurt. Sobs... How am I going to prank anyone tomorrow???

Front view

Back view
"I just laughed at bryan and now, I'm seeing his middle finger" view


Saturday, March 28, 2009

Earth Hour

Earth Hour is a great way to help the environment. Basically, its when everyone in the world turns off their lights for an hour. I strongly believe that to save the environment, we need to take it a step at a time. So I have composed 5 ways how to kill 1 hour in the darkness for Earth Hour. Enjoy =)


1. Take a picture of stuff that has light. And edit em' for fun.


2. Make a haunted guitar.


3. Play with shadows.



4. How many colours can you make with your torchlight?

5. Go snooping around your mom's closet.
But make sure you just dont get lost.


Hunt of the Train

I signed up for a treasure hunt a couple of weeks ago (3 i think). And Its finally here. We woke up at 7, Clyde had his riddiculously long preperations, and we left. We went to the school hosting it first, and embarked on our journey. It was quite fun. We were running around, scouting the landscape, taking photos, cheating off other teams.

There, we registered, changed into our "gear" and got ready. Their special guests came, gave their speeches and they explained the rules, and I was thinking... Haha. Lame. How are ya' gona catch me?


And then I saw all the Marshals waiting at each stop.


At first, we started off like this. Totally confused. But... we made some headway.


A photo of Clyde at the second stop.


Soon after, we boarded the first of many trains. It was really fun.


But we couldn't. Because it was so crowded. So we sat down in a corner and took photos for a while.


And when we did get into the train, instead of making up for the lost time by comparing answers, I sat down and relaxed.


Soon after, we walked to bukit bintang (star hill) and took a break at mac donalds.


The intense heat of the trail started to take its toll. Clyde became... retarded. And not just his regular "mentos overdose" state.


We went to jalan Nanas, and met my friend Ian. Hi Ian!! Wait... what're doing with your hands?


Wow. Don't I look good as a model? I can be in advertisments!!


We took a break at time square.


And after another gruesome walk, we arrived... at the finish line. We made it!!


But it was already past the deadline and we were therefore disqualified.


Sun down! The elc Bash!

The bash was yesterday. And it rocked. But lets start from the beginning, shall we?


I went to Clyde's house. Took some photos and such. I was already set to go. Clyde however...


My hair okay? Wait... We go soon.


Hmm... Should I wear this pair of pants? I'm confused.


Okay okay!! We'll go now. We might JUST make it in time.


3...


2..


1.!! Traffic Jam ah? 2498226.............

Haha. Road trip much?

And here we are at the scene of the event.
Music? The DJs weren't too bad. They played some hit songs, slow songs and hip hop. But when the house beat came on... I rocked the stage!!

Food? Some slices of pizza, normal soft drinks. Nothing spectacular.

Performances? My friends came on and sang teenagers. You know? "Teenagers scare, the living shit outta me!" (So... no nid go toilet lar... Good lor.) They got in trouble with teachers and such... Officials. They weren't allowed to perform their encore! =( But it was for the best. They kind of dissapointed me. 1st... Song choice. For a school? You can't even whisper crap. 2nd. Their drummer. So all right. They wanted to perform teenagers and, reluctantly, They were allowed to play it. But on one condition. They can't say, shit. okay... reasonable. And the drummer goes, "Hey guys! We can't say the word after ... So when I point at you, you say it for me! " *Does his riddiculous indian smile* 3. They weren't prepared enough. If they were more devoted and had much more time to practise, they would have been better.

And so, after 3 hours of dancing, it ended. I was quite satisfied because eventhough it wasn't the BEST, it was reasonable. They school didn't have to organise it, but they did. And we took some photos after it (We're not allowed to use our handphones until its over)

Calvin, Clyde, Jason
Jack,
& Christopher.


Josephine, Amanda, Nicole, Christopher, Clyde, Jason, Calvin,
Bryan (me) & Jack.



And so, after cleaning and stuff... Everyone just packed up and left.


Thursday, March 26, 2009

elc Bash!! Preperations

Hey guys. I havn't been blogging for the past few days because I was really very busy. But, I'm not going to apologize because I did not make any commitments to this blog. I just posted alot in afew days. And tomorrow is the after-exams bash! Girls have it so easy. They just doll up, and come. Ready to pick one of the drooling boys eyeing them. But what about us guys?

Take me for example. I think to myself... What should I wear? I can never think it through and I bet its all the same for every1 one of us. We can't look too sloppy, and we can't look too over anxious. But the one question on everyone's mind, be it boy or girl, gentleman or lady, lou pak or fei po, is... What shall I wear??



Formal
Casual

Gangster

Shuffler




And OMG!!! A super hot lady!!!

Please note : Do not try to act out any of the following photos, especially the super hot lady. You know you can't pull it off.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Trial of a Diary

And because so much stuff hapened today, I am finally going to talk about the current events of my life. I was so hungry today. In school, I.. kind of missed both my breaks because I tried out as a prefect/warden and I had a blue house meeting. So troublesome!
Then when I came home, I had a huge ass bowl of noodles. Haha. But I was late for guitar. BUT!!! I am 100% sure that if I had not finished my noodles, i would bring it along.


Haha. See the other school shoe there?

And then in guitar, my instructor tried to convince me why I should buy a guitar.

Instructor : Bryan, you should really buy a guitar. I am convinced that you are really good in playing and that you should buy a guitar so that you will become even better.............................................................................
................... With a guitar, you can do much better...........................
......................................I am a professional guitarist. I have many degrees that of hardly any people in Malaysia have. I am a skilled and trained professional.......................................................................
.......And that is why I think you should buy a guitar. Please understand the position I am in. Although my company DOES make money from the sale, I do not get any form of payment what so ever because I am a salary man..........................
..........................Please try to convince your parents.Understand; Bryan? This is an important part of your life because it will help refine your skills.

Bryan : Okay.

AHAHAH!!! His face was sooo stoned. He was like, = =

So anyways, I came home, did my work and stuff. I felt so busy and tired. After the warden trial meeting, the blue house meeting, co-ordinating my group's choral speaking and handing them the forms (yeah! I'm the leader), I felt so busy, the moment I came home, I swear, I looked like this ;