Denied Maturity

To make a long story short

2009-04-01T17:33:00.005+08:00

Happy April Fool's day! And guess what? Today, a "Grand Prix 2" crew came by elc and had a talk, gave a 100 tickets for this weekend's race and autographed stuff! And I got my cast signed.

How awesome is that?

But today is about the fools and I am certainly not the fool. You noobs are!!!
See my cast?

It looks even nicer with the autograph.

Haha. April Fools ;P
I played football today. After so long. But sadly, with a cast on my hand and a scab on my knee; thanks to a certain retard... It was fun but...

I got a tan line =(

Irony at its peak

2009-03-31T19:36:00.004+08:00

Well, today, i went over to a friends house and played football. I fell down (what a surprise - -) and hurt myself. So anyways, my dad got over anxious and brought me to his favourite doctor and APPARENTLY, the periosteum of my wrist has internal injuries and ulna carpal is fractured. I have to wear a cast for about one week and the bandages for another two. This sucks. Most would probably think, "Haha. Bryan's prank is lame". But only afew will know I would be in a situation somewhat like this ;
," I can't make any pranks with only my left hand!"

I would probably look like this tomorrow.

And for you dam ke po chi fellas out there, I was playing football, I dived, missed, landed on my wrist, wrist went into an ackward position, felt searing pain, called dad, dad picked me up, brought me to a clinic, got the wound cleaned, (we were playing on the road), doctor wrapped my hand in a cast, gave a dam long explanation but i bet it was just to have reason to price it more, went back home and blog. And yes, it does hurt. Sobs... How am I going to prank anyone tomorrow???

Front view

Back view

"I just laughed at bryan and now, I'm seeing his middle finger" view

Earth Hour

2009-03-28T21:44:00.008+08:00

Earth Hour is a great way to help the environment. Basically, its when everyone in the world turns off their lights for an hour. I strongly believe that to save the environment, we need to take it a step at a time. So I have composed 5 ways how to kill 1 hour in the darkness for Earth Hour. Enjoy =)

1. Take a picture of stuff that has light. And edit em' for fun.

2. Make a haunted guitar.

3. Play with shadows.

4. How many colours can you make with your torchlight?

5. Go snooping around your mom's closet.

But make sure you just dont get lost.

Hunt of the Train

2009-03-28T17:33:00.016+08:00

I signed up for a treasure hunt a couple of weeks ago (3 i think). And Its finally here. We woke up at 7, Clyde had his riddiculously long preperations, and we left. We went to the school hosting it first, and embarked on our journey. It was quite fun. We were running around, scouting the landscape, taking photos, ~~cheating off other teams~~.

There, we registered, changed into our "gear" and got ready. Their special guests came, gave their speeches and they explained the rules, and I was thinking... Haha. Lame. How are ya' gona catch me?

And then I saw all the Marshals waiting at each stop.

At first, we started off like this. Totally confused. But... we made some headway.

A photo of Clyde at the second stop.

Soon after, we boarded the first of many trains. It was really fun.

But we couldn't. Because it was so crowded. So we sat down in a corner and took photos for a while.

And when we did get into the train, instead of making up for the lost time by comparing answers, I sat down and relaxed.

Soon after, we walked to bukit bintang (star hill) and took a break at mac donalds.

The intense heat of the trail started to take its toll. Clyde became... retarded. And not just his regular "mentos overdose" state.

We went to jalan Nanas, and met my friend Ian. Hi Ian!! Wait... what're doing with your hands?

Wow. Don't I look good as a model? I can be in advertisments!!

We took a break at time square.

And after another gruesome walk, we arrived... at the finish line. We made it!!

But it was already past the deadline and we were therefore disqualified.

Sun down! The elc Bash!

2009-03-28T16:52:00.011+08:00

The bash was yesterday. And it rocked. But lets start from the beginning, shall we?

I went to Clyde's house. Took some photos and such. I was already set to go. Clyde however...

My hair okay? Wait... We go soon.

Hmm... Should I wear this pair of pants? I'm confused.

Okay okay!! We'll go now. We might JUST make it in time.

3...

2..

~~1.!!~~ Traffic Jam ah? 2498226.............

Haha. Road trip much?

And here we are at the scene of the event.
Music? The DJs weren't too bad. They played some hit songs, slow songs and hip hop. But when the house beat came on... I rocked the stage!!

Food? Some slices of pizza, normal soft drinks. Nothing spectacular.

Performances? My friends came on and sang teenagers. You know? "Teenagers scare, the living shit outta me!" (So... no nid go toilet lar... Good lor.) They got in trouble with teachers and such... Officials. They weren't allowed to perform their encore! =( But it was for the best. They kind of dissapointed me. 1st... Song choice. For a school? You can't even whisper crap. 2nd. Their drummer. So all right. They wanted to perform teenagers and, reluctantly, They were allowed to play it. But on one condition. They can't say, shit. okay... reasonable. And the drummer goes, "Hey guys! We can't say the word after ... So when I point at you, you say it for me! " *Does his riddiculous indian smile* 3. They weren't prepared enough. If they were more devoted and had much more time to practise, they would have been better.

And so, after 3 hours of dancing, it ended. I was quite satisfied because eventhough it wasn't the BEST, it was reasonable. They school didn't have to organise it, but they did. And we took some photos after it (We're not allowed to use our handphones until its over)

Calvin, Clyde, Jason
Jack,
& Christopher.

Josephine, Amanda, Nicole, Christopher, Clyde, Jason, Calvin,
Bryan (me) & Jack.

And so, after cleaning and stuff... Everyone just packed up and left.

elc Bash!! Preperations

2009-03-26T18:14:00.005+08:00

Hey guys. I havn't been blogging for the past few days because I was really very busy. But, I'm not going to apologize because I did not make any commitments to this blog. I just posted alot in afew days. And tomorrow is the after-exams bash! Girls have it so easy. They just doll up, and come. Ready to pick one of the drooling boys eyeing them. But what about us guys?

Take me for example. I think to myself... What should I wear? I can never think it through and I bet its all the same for every1 one of us. We can't look too sloppy, and we can't look too over anxious. But the one question on everyone's mind, be it boy or girl, gentleman or lady, lou pak or fei po, is... What shall I wear??

Formal

Casual

Gangster

Shuffler

And OMG!!! A super hot lady!!!

Please note : Do not try to act out any of the following photos, especially the super hot lady. You know you can't pull it off.

Trial of a Diary

2009-03-23T19:22:00.006+08:00

And because so much stuff hapened today, I am finally going to talk about the current events of my life. I was so hungry today. In school, I.. kind of missed both my breaks because I tried out as a prefect/warden and I had a blue house meeting. So troublesome!
Then when I came home, I had a huge ass bowl of noodles. Haha. But I was late for guitar. BUT!!! I am 100% sure that if I had not finished my noodles, i would bring it along.

Haha. See the other school shoe there?

And then in guitar, my instructor tried to convince me why I should buy a guitar.

Instructor : Bryan, you should really buy a guitar. I am convinced that you are really good in playing and that you should buy a guitar so that you will become even better.............................................................................
................... With a guitar, you can do much better...........................
......................................I am a professional guitarist. I have many degrees that of hardly any people in Malaysia have. I am a skilled and trained professional.......................................................................
.......And that is why I think you should buy a guitar. Please understand the position I am in. Although my company DOES make money from the sale, I do not get any form of payment what so ever because I am a salary man..........................
..........................Please try to convince your parents.Understand; Bryan? This is an important part of your life because it will help refine your skills.

Bryan : Okay.

AHAHAH!!! His face was sooo stoned. He was like, = =

So anyways, I came home, did my work and stuff. I felt so busy and tired. After the warden trial meeting, the blue house meeting, co-ordinating my group's choral speaking and handing them the forms (yeah! I'm the leader), I felt so busy, the moment I came home, I swear, I looked like this ;

Balanced Emotions

2009-03-22T22:10:00.008+08:00

Hey readers. Sorry for posting so late. And I will apologize again, because it won't be funny. Had alot of work to do regarding the blue house choral speaking. (~~I'm the leader. How totally awesome right?~~ ;D)

Come on. Be rational. I can't ALWAYS be funny right? What else can I post about?
And I CERTAINLY CANNOT camwhore. I will most probably lose the pathetic 20 or so readers I worked so hard to get.
Do you want ME to make a bimbo blog?!?

~~~

O! you know today? I go mani padi cure. So nice~!
See my foto? So sweet hor?

My beautiful fingers

My beautiful fingers with my gorgeous face. So hot hor?

See, I so nice. Show yous photo of me dancing! I am so pretty.

Am I not pretty?

I am so pretty! O! Got sale at 1 Utama. Bye bies!
;)
I go shopping now ok? Sorry lur... I wan zara. So sweet!
MuAcKs~!

~~~

Total disaster. This is one of the millions of reasons men are... Not pretty?
And If you think that I am pretty, you have issues my friend.

PS: I know the photos were very blurry. My bad.
PSS: If this has any resemblance to any girls/ individual/~~Daniel Adams~~, I am sorry. This is not soposed to be some inside joke/parody about anyone.

X Generation ; Tag

2009-03-21T14:15:00.025+08:00

EDIT : I can't believe it. The people i tagged, are actually replying. And its all real stuff people. Believe it. And now, I'm like the only retard who made a fool of myself.

Tag has been an aincent game for hundreds of years. Played by all races, kids and even adults. It has a simple concept of "tagging" someone and the victim will become the next "catcher". But this game has been becoming less and less popular, now with new technology

the good times... Exercise is important you know!

People are getting more lazy. You don't even have to touch anyone to tag them!

But we can be even more lazy!!!
X- Generation Tag! Heres the down lo. I post 5 things that most of you don't know about me. Once that is done, I will select 5 people that I want to tag, while, sitting on my ass of course. Once you're tagged, you must post 5 things about yourself that others DON'T KNOW ABOUT!!! Then tag another 5 people. =)

Boredom plays a huge part in most of the things I do. Please do not think
the following is somewhat, my hobby or anything. Noobs.

1. I keep my money in a toy car. guarded by another 2 toy cars. =)

How cool am I right?

2. Sometimes, I take bubble baths and I MUST always have my bubble bath with a black cup and a clay igloo. The bubbles themselves are optional XD

3. Sometimes, when I want to go swimming, but I don't wanna get wet, I play with half my body in the pool =)

4. I wear flowered socks to school like, two times a week. Ask me probably on Fridays ;)

Reader : AHAHAH!!!! REEETARD!!! Whats the last one?

5. Sometimes, I sing "I'm a little tea cup" with my car

Reader : Omg. I do that too. @.@

And now... I tag some people.

Josephine : I look too cool...Okay. I'll do it.
Sarah : Ooo ;) I like it! Bring it on.
Clyde : Okay. As long as I get to be with my sweet cheeks.
Amanda : Hey! Thats quite a nice shot. I'll do it.
Byong : Be mean to me and I'll tag you as the fifth!!!
Reader : And what if they don't respond?
Byong : Then I do a nice little post for them =)
Reader : Lol. define nice.
Byong : Look up "revenge" in the dictionary, noob!

reminder : YOU CANNOT RETAG SOMEONE ALREADY TAGGED. In otherwords, the 5 of us are safe. At least until after they post.

PS : I know the photos are SOOOO bad but they were meant to be stupid.
I know, this "type" of tag has already been made but have you ever played?

Link it here once yer done ;)
~~Bryan!~~
~~Josephine!~~ - Did not tag anybody. -http://sickandtiredofwastingtime.blogspot.com/2009/03/x-generaton-tag-xd.html
Sarah!
Clyde!
Amanda!

The 1st and 5th Cardinal Sin ; Lust and Wrath

2009-03-20T22:44:00.010+08:00

That was really kind of over done for a title, but thats the topic for today ;)

Many of my friends are getting in to relationships. Responsibility, commitment... But to have a loved one to cherish? Go for it. A fine example, would be my dear friend Clyde. Think of Yao Ming, with more hair and less brains.
He has just found himself his beloved and so called "Sweetcheeks" and I am therefore dedicating this post, to him. I know your dirty little secrets you cheeky little fella!

Internet trolling
Reader : Oi! Asswhip. This is some love shit trash? I want comedy!!!
Byong : Relax. The following is PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT
Reader : Cool man. Is it about Clyde and his Sweetcheeks?
Byong : Yes. But to prevent further damage to my prized possesion, Its going to be on a lock.
Reader : Haha. No such thing noob.
Byong : I have compiled a collection of names. Pick out Clyde's sweetcheeks and it will link you to a photo.
Reader : Man... That sucks. What about the "Wrath thing"
Byong : Clyde @.@

Clyde : OII!!!
Byong : yea?
Clyde : WHAT THE **** IS THAT ABOUT!!!
Byong : Relax. Its got a code on it. Only people who know about her can see the lil' joke
Clyde : I DON'T CARE BEECH! YOU DIE NOW!

BOOM! SMASH! *glass cracks* *bone cracks* *Prized possesion cracks*
Byong : AAHH!!!
Clyde : OI! COME BACK HERE!

Byong : Tough luck solving the password, noob.

adriana, agnus, alex, alyssa, amanda, anatasia, angie, ania, anne, barbara, betty, camie, carrie, catherine, cassandra, chanchala, charissa, chantell, charmaine, cheryl, DANIEL ADAMS!!!!!, dayana, deborah, dellila, dhanisha, dora, elaine, elizabeth, emily, emma, hazel, heaven, helen, fayla, felicia, fiona, jane, jan yi, jaqueline, jasmine, jennifer, jessic a, jillian, joanne, josephine, karishma, kelly, kim, kimberly, kyra, laura, lauren, lianna, linda, lisa, madelaine, madeline, maria, mary, melinda, melenie, micah, michelle, mutsumi, monia, natalie, natasha, nelly, nicole, ophelia, orissa, paula, pauline, penny, riana, rose, rosaline, rosella, roxane, sarah, sandra, shamaine, sophia, teressa

Reader : Whoa! Thats alotta girl's names. Think ya got their numbers too? XD
Byong : No. Want to hear some extra notes if you're frustrated / don't know sweetcheeks?
Reader : Not really....
Byong : Nevermind! I'll tell you anyways!

The names, alphabetizing and linking took over 2 hours to do.
Click on Danial Adams. Notice, he is the only "Boy"s name on the list.
All but two link to google. Danial Adams and "sweetcheeks" are exceptional.
The name/password for the photo is an.... owh. hi clyde. wait. STOP. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!

~end transmission~

Student life, Revealed!

2009-03-20T14:29:00.003+08:00

Hey blog readers ;) (how corny right?) I'm back and I'm going to tell you more about me. Because the previous post was kind of lame!

I find alot of things funny and can laugh at almost anything. But the number one on my list, is a good ol' sadistic laugh. You fell down? AHAHHA You got scolded by a teacher? AHAHHA. You punched me in the face? AHAHA ~ wait.. WHAT??

I don't really watch anime, but I really like naruto. Its about ninjas, overated moves and waaayy one too many peverted jokes.All in all, it rocks ;)
Haha. Not too happy about it, but I have had my share in pretending to play a role in the show myself. What can I do? Its da bomb! Don't know what I mean?

Thats me immitating a jutsu/technique from naruto - Chidori ; meaning, a thousand birds.

But one thing I am not really keen on, is the rules of elc.

Hair - Untidy and too long

Buttons - Unbuttoned?

Shirt - Not tucked in

Bag - Not the elc international school bag

Socks - Ankle socks are prohibited

I mean, come on la... Whats wrong with a little extra hair. They let girls have long hair! And whats up with the button thing? Its just one button. Its not going to REALLY make a difference. So what if it shows "more" of your chest. Big deal = =' Hardly noticable. Weird rule. Schools usually force students to tuck in their shirt, so I'm more or less fine. elc's so lame haha. Want to keep up with awesome schools =P.
Isn't the logo on our t-shirt bad enough? The elc bag is not very durable but is extremely expensive.

Ahaha. Lamest (I know what you're thinking. Lamest? Yeap. its a word now, so deal with it) rule ever - All elc students must wear socks that are visible by the teachers and prefects.

What do you want? For us to look like this?

Byong - unleashed

2009-03-19T22:09:00.002+08:00

So now, I am blogging. So blogging is like, an internet journal... And me typing this makes me a blogger? This is so easy. but if its a journal... I'd rather keep it private. But then I won't be blogging... But I want to blog. So I will post this. But a title... this is not so easy.

Let's talk about me now. I am a 13 year old boy.(don't want to reveal myself to online predators @.@)
I like music, dancing and dancing to music. (see what I did there? hehe!)

This, is a video of me dancing to music.

I am trying out a new nickname and I hope it catches on. Byong. Sounds cool right? -Be-yong-

Now I will talk about my feelings... Hmm... I feel like a blogger. But an angry blogger, Grr... Rawr~! Got this person in school. Always lie. Target specific people and den lie lie lie. Until miserable. Then the person will crumble and come crawling back to the person. Tried it on me last time. I felt angry. Then calm down. Then do to my friend. Now angry again. But they friends again. (my friend caved) So I'm like, on strike alone.